I got promoted at work a few days ago. This means I won't have to sample anymore. It's so exciting. It's like losing your virginity. Except if losing your virginity feels like getting a promotion because a psycho weirdo quits after 1 day, your boss convinces her bosses to let her promote you, and you get a raise. On second thought, it's more like the first time you try meth. I'm assuming.




Also is today a holiday or special day or something? It feels like it might be.

giants: they're pretty cool.


jake epstein emailed me yesterday. i totally female-ejaculated.

Who else is excited for Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector??





I know I am.