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somefantastic @ 2007-02-25T12:52:00

2007-02-25T18:54:42Z

I got promoted at work a few days ago. This means I won't have to sample anymore. It's so exciting. It's like losing your virginity. Except if losing your virginity feels like getting a promotion because a psycho weirdo quits after 1 day, your boss convinces her bosses to let her promote you, and you get a raise. On second thought, it's more like the first time you try meth. I'm assuming.

Also is today a holiday or special day or something? It feels like it might be.

somefantastic @ 2006-04-11T14:52:00

2006-04-11T19:52:32Z

giants: they're pretty cool.

jake epstein emailed me yesterday. i totally female-ejaculated.

somefantastic @ 2006-03-24T00:59:00

2006-03-24T06:59:29Z

Who else is excited for Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector??

I know I am.

somefantastic @ 2006-02-25T03:00:00

2006-02-25T09:00:48Z

I have magic powers.

somefantastic @ 2006-01-31T09:46:00

2006-01-31T15:51:04Z

who do you think is the scariest looking pussycat doll? my vote is for the redhead.

i cannot find a picture that accurately depicts her scariness, but in the video for "stick witchu" she looks like she's only singing to pass the time until she can eat a baby.

actually, in that picture, they're all pretty scary from the air-brushedness of their stomachs/waists.

somefantastic @ 2006-01-08T03:47:00

2006-01-08T08:47:17Z

Sometimes my cat passes out because it has a rare neurological disorder. When this happens I get extremely aroused, especially when she passes out in a presenting position. I know its wrong, but its more fun to have sex with a cat then a woman. First off its easier to change positions. When i pick her up and pound her it makes me feel like a big man. second off she doesnt complain like a real woman would. the hair makes it so much better. i love gripping it tightly and penetrating her slimy asshole. I often wish my girlfriend had a hairy ass. I also like her tail. I can rub it like its a dick, without the stigma of rubbing a real one and being gay. This gets me off on my homo fantasy without having to live it out for real.

somefantastic @ 2005-12-20T04:28:00

2005-12-20T10:29:25Z

AH I JUST WANT TO GO TO SLEEP TOO BAD I CAN'T FOR LIKE A DAY AND A HALF AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE FINALS AHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

somefantastic @ 2005-12-19T18:30:00

2005-12-20T00:35:11Z

UGH I WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUST WRITE MY PAPER FOR ME IT'S ONLY 1000 WORDS (NO MORE THAN 5 PAGES!)!!!

somefantastic @ 2005-12-17T13:50:00

2005-12-17T19:52:13Z

lol, this 15 year old kid from kansas messaged me on myspace to tell me that snape killed dumbledore. lol way to be about 5 months too late for that to mean anything.