♥♥ROCK N ROLL

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 18:54:42 GMT

I got promoted at work a few days ago. This means I won't have to sample anymore. It's so exciting. It's like losing your virginity. Except if losing your virginity feels like getting a promotion because a psycho weirdo quits after 1 day, your boss convinces her bosses to let her promote you, and you get a raise. On second thought, it's more like the first time you try meth. I'm assuming.

Also is today a holiday or special day or something? It feels like it might be.

Tue, 11 Apr 2006 19:52:32 GMT

giants: they're pretty cool.

jake epstein emailed me yesterday. i totally female-ejaculated.

Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:59:29 GMT

Who else is excited for Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector??

I know I am.

Sat, 25 Feb 2006 09:00:48 GMT

I have magic powers.

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 15:51:04 GMT

who do you think is the scariest looking pussycat doll? my vote is for the redhead.

i cannot find a picture that accurately depicts her scariness, but in the video for "stick witchu" she looks like she's only singing to pass the time until she can eat a baby.

actually, in that picture, they're all pretty scary from the air-brushedness of their stomachs/waists.

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 08:47:17 GMT

Sometimes my cat passes out because it has a rare neurological disorder. When this happens I get extremely aroused, especially when she passes out in a presenting position. I know its wrong, but its more fun to have sex with a cat then a woman. First off its easier to change positions. When i pick her up and pound her it makes me feel like a big man. second off she doesnt complain like a real woman would. the hair makes it so much better. i love gripping it tightly and penetrating her slimy asshole. I often wish my girlfriend had a hairy ass. I also like her tail. I can rub it like its a dick, without the stigma of rubbing a real one and being gay. This gets me off on my homo fantasy without having to live it out for real.

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:29:25 GMT

AH I JUST WANT TO GO TO SLEEP TOO BAD I CAN'T FOR LIKE A DAY AND A HALF AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE FINALS AHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 00:35:11 GMT

UGH I WISH SOMEONE WOULD JUST WRITE MY PAPER FOR ME IT'S ONLY 1000 WORDS (NO MORE THAN 5 PAGES!)!!!

Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:52:13 GMT

lol, this 15 year old kid from kansas messaged me on myspace to tell me that snape killed dumbledore. lol way to be about 5 months too late for that to mean anything.